Hey! I got the job, and I'm so excited. I start at the end of August, so that I can give two weeks at my current job, and then take a week vacation! I'm feeling great! And the promise of not being incredibly impoverished is great! Lower-middle class here I come. I think I'll be lower middle-class - I should look that up. I hope suburbans aren't required.
My new boss lady called me on my way to the beach and offered me the job. I'm replacing a woman who hasn't left yet, so I won't be a permanent worker for a couple of months. In the meantime, they'll pay me like $5 more an hour to make up for my benefits not starting yet!